We propose a toast.
Sometimes, looks can be deceiving, e.g. this tiny, no-frills stainless steel spreader with multiple tricks up its sleeve. It can transform hard, cold butter into golden ribbons that’ll melt right on your morning english muffin, no problem. Wanna give your scones a cute little curl of butter? Use the tip of the blade at a 45 degree angle and you’ll have a fancy topping in seconds (oh hey, it works on cream cheese too!) Plus, it’s coming as a set with Microplane’s infamous zester/grater. The blade is photo-etched in super-sturdy stainless steel so it won’t rust and stays sharp for a long, long time (like, at least 5,000 lemon meringue pies, long).